Wednesday, March 18, 2015

American foods that I'd commit at least a misdemeanor for (in no particular order)



  • Shake Shack (you're whacked if you don't think the fries are excellent)
  • Pizza
  • Bagels
  • Pastrami (shouldn't have done that whole inquisition thing)
  • Italian sausage (fennel isn't really a thing here)
  • BBQ -- ribs, belly, brisket, pulled pork
  • Wendy's
  • Onion rings
  • A decent, if not greasy, Greek diner
  • General Tso's Chicken, the gloppier the better
Alright, so I'm dying for some shitty food. I will say this though: I've had pork at least one meal a day since I've arrived, sometimes three times a day and I can't complain. Alberto, the pork butcher (yes I have different butchers for different types of meat), works in El Mercado Vallhermoso next door -- his lomo, chorizo and legs of jamón iberico are off the charts. Everything is cut to order -- he fillets cuts with a wide, curved knife right in front of you on what resembles a pedestal petrified wood. I'll try to sit him down for an interview before I leave.


As if I needed another reason to love this country, Simpsons-shaped pasta exists (and is readily stocked at your neighborhood Carrefour) in 2015.

Friday, March 13, 2015

One of my students told me (completely innocuously, mind you - she's 12) that I am the darkest English person she's ever met. I told her that I'm not British at all, and that I am, in fact, American. She then responded with "Well, you speak English, what's the difference?"

Apart from the obvious cultural/geographical differences, we're guilty of the exact same blanketing in the States regarding Spanish-speaking people. How many times have you heard a Dominican or Guatemalan person in the USA referred to as 'Spanish'?

I remember my high-school Spanish teacher illuminating this difference in class. It's pretty funny (and eye-opening) to be on the receiving-end of these generalizations for once.

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Thoughts on Vallecas

I’ve heard Vallecas called ‘The Bronx of Madrid’ because it’s a clean-cut analog for a Tri-State Area native to latch onto – it’s on the outskirts of town, seen as ‘dangerous’ by those living in outlying areas and historically, economically poor.  When the words ‘Vallecas’ or ‘Miguel Hernandez, on Line 1’ leave my mouth, I’m often met with nervous giggles, a sardonic lo siento, or the expected, ‘es considerado The Bronx de Madrid,’ which I’ve come to hear from about four to five unconnected sources. Working and commuting into the neighborhood near daily for the past several months, I know what it’s considered and it’s a lazy point of comparison.

I’ll summarize what I’ve gleaned about the neighborhood through anecdotal information and some first-page-Googling. Located in the southeastern corner of Madrid, Vallecas is broken up into two districts, Puente de Vallecas and Villa de Vallecas, brimming with 300,000 inhabitants.  According to a co-worker, the neighborhood was at one point comprised of fields and tents – shantytowns, really – for working class immigrants. Vallecas is still known as being largely immigrant-based, with growing populations hailing from Latin America, Asia, and Africa. It was also a notable hotbed of anti-Franco sentiments and has generated conflict due to these views as recently as 2012. Vallecas is also home to a kick-ass La Liga football club, Rayo Vallecano, which is a middle finger to the well-financed Real Madrid and Atlético de Madrid clubs – there’s about as many red-and-white Rayo jerseys represented as there are Ronaldo ones in class.

Of course, this isn’t what people see. What they see is a neighborhood overrun with gypsies and crippling poverty; knock-off New Balance sneakers, misprinted clothing and puffy, FUBU-esque jackets; old man bars that have never seen renovation; on the whole, a place to be sneered at. And of course, articles like this one don’t help the neighborhood’s perception much either.

What I can offer, though, is my experience within the neighborhood, which has been nothing short of expectation shattering. As with any school, there’s a fair share of troubled kids, but the majority are some of the harder working and friendlier young people I’ve ever met. They dream of going to college, moving to New York City and smoking lots of pot like most high schoolers do. A bad grade in my older classes is an occasion for swearing in Spanish and frustrated tears. Vallecas is an extremely close-knit neighborhood, one where neighbors can rely on one another to watch after kids and help those scraping by in any way they can - we’ve had an on-going drive at school to raise money for a family of Syrian refugees to help them get on their feet, learn Spanish and find employment. This type of neighborly interdependency, at least State-side, vanished sometime in the 1970s, and is still lamented by our grandparents' generation.

So before judging Vallecas, at least come by my school and watch a volleyball game, speak with my fourth years, or fight your way to the front of the cafeteria and order the students' favorite sandwich (bacon, BBQ sauce and shredded mozzarella - it's a test of your GI tract's resiliency). It has a lot to offer. 
I'll be posting here everyone once in a while to record my experiences, vent an opinion or just clear my head.